Come along for a journey through the weird poorly-thought-out world of cryptocurrency token economic analysis. Each new post includes “due diligence” on a different token, likely detailing how the dumb incentive structures built into it seriously compromise the potential of having any predictable long-term value. Sourced from thorough readings of whitepapers, smart contract code, and the random vital details thoughtlessly scattered like breadcrumbs throughout community forums.

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